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Wonders, wit, mayhem, true love, and unearthly delights!
It can be none other than the...
Supernatural Jane Austen Series
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Mansfield Park and Mummies:
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An ancient Curse is awakened in Mansfield Park, and a mysteriously romantic Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh takes the form of a sexy Regency gentleman to woo Fanny Price...
"Dearest Fanny is a paragon, an angel on earth, and I would battle an entire legion of mummified Egyptians—nay, all the unholy wolfmen, undead sanguine monsters, monstrous ducks, rabid baboons, and, for that matter, all the hordes of the Underworld—on her behalf!"
"And yet, one Maria Rushworth is all it takes for Mr. Crawford to capitulate."
"QUACK!"
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Northanger Abbey and
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Dragons soar in the skies! Demons and ghosts rattle tedious chains in Northanger Abbey, and angels whirl like fireflies in a crowded ballroom while Catherine Morland dances with Mr. Tilney in avoidance of an ogre by the name of Thorpe...
"These pleasure excursions be d——d! While driving all these young ladies around Bath, day and night, risking damage to the curricle, horses dropping from exhaustion, I was assailed out of the sky by a dragon the size of an elephant, indeed, the size of a house! And then, on the same day, no less, by that fowl monstrosity known as the Brighton Duck! I fought it off, naturally; killed it with one smite; it will be found legs up in the shrubbery by morrow, mark my words—but still, what confounded idiocy!"
"I do not believe the duck suffered any injury. As for the dragon—"
"QUACK!"
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Pride and Platypus:
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When the moon is full over Regency England, all the gentlemen are subject to its curse. Mr. Darcy, however, harbors a Dreadful Secret...
"I have been placed in numerous sequels, adored and worshiped by millions, scrutinized, analyzed, satirized, undressed, dressed again and soaked in various water reservoirs, and parodied in every manner possible, but never quite so audaciously as in this tome!"
"The gentleman with the satirical eye is being entirely too modest. Furthermore, for inexplicable reasons, he has also been seen in more wet shirtsleeves than all the Royal Navy on the high seas and the House of Lords after a London downpour, and I am yet to understand the mystery behind it."
"QUACK!"
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Forthcoming Next Volumes in the Series...
Pagan Persuasion:
Emma Enchanted
Sense and Sanguine Sensibility
Lady Susan, Succubus
The Collected Supernatural Jane Austen
An hardcover compedium of all the seven novels in one omnibus edition, with additional illustrations and other fine extras.
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Gentle Reader—these Delightful Illustrated Editions include Scholarly Footnotes and Appendices.
Jane Austen is an author of classic immortal prose.
Vera Nazarian is a shameless Harridan who has taken it upon herself to mangle Jane Austen's classic immortal prose. She is also a two-time Nebula Award Finalist and an award-winning artist.
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Curiosities, an imprint of Norilana Books
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